U Can't Touch This

La chanson originale : U Can't Touch This de MC Hammer (1990)

Ecrite par : MC Hammer & Rick James

Dans Glee :

• Episode 117

Interpretée par Artie & New Direction
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Version TV:

Arty,Mercedes,Kurt,Mercedes & Brittany

U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet'
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this

I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Artie

Yo! I told you

Artie and New directions

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Yeah,U can't touch this
I told you, U can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this

 

Version CD:

New directions

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Artie

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet'
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this

Artie and New directions

I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Yo! I told you
U can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't touch this
Yo,sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

That's the word,because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Break it down

Stop... Hammer time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't touch this
Look man, U can't touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Artie

Stop. Hammer time

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down

Artie

Stop. Hammer time

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this

Artie and New Directions

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Yeah,U can't touch this
I told you, U can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this

 

Version Originale:

Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time

Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) 

Traduction:

Tu peux pas toucher à ça (x2),
 Tu peux pas toucher à ça (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2),
 Ma-ma musique me touche si profondément qu'elle me fait dire oh mon Dieu !
 Merci de me bénir,
Avec l'intention de rimer et de battre la mesure,
Ça fait du bien quand tu sais que tu es au plus bas.

Un footballeur d'Oaktown,
Et je suis connu en tant que tel,
Et c'est un beat eh que tu ne peux pas toucher,
Je t'ai dit mec que tu pouvais pas toucher à ça,
Ouais c'est comme ça que l'on vit,
Et tu sais que tu peux pas toucher à ça,
Regarde mes yeux, mon gars, tu peux pas toucher à ça,
Tu sais, laisse-moi détruire les rengaines funky,
Tu peux pas toucher à ça.
Des shoes et un pantalon tous neufs,
Tu dois le faire comme tu sais maintenant que tu veux danser,
Donc bouge de ton siège,
Et attrape une fille facile et attrape ce beat,
Tandis que ça roule, attrape un peu plus le son,
Et laisse-moi deviner que tout va comme ça en a l'air,
Froid sur la mission, allez ressaisis-toi
Montre-leur que tu es le meilleur,
Et c'est un beat eh que tu ne peux pas toucher,
Yo je t'ai dit que tu pouvais pas toucher à ça,
Pourquoi restes-tu debout ainsi, mec tu peux pas toucher à ça,
Yo le bruit des cloches de l'école est pour les idiots, tu peux
Pas toucher à ça.
Donne-moi une chanson ou un rythme,
Qui les fasse transpirer, c'est ce que je leur donne,
Maintenant ils savent quand tu parles du Hammer,
Que tu parles d'un spectacle qui est branché et étroit,
Les danseurs transpirent donc passe-leur un micro,
Ou un magnétophone pour apprendre ce qui va se passer,
Et maintenant il va brûler,
Les classements eux aussi travaillent dur,
Ou tu pourrais être aussi tranquille,
C'est un mot car tu sais,
Tu peux pas toucher à ça (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2),
Lâche-toi (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2),
Stop, c'est le tour du Hammer,

Laisse-toi aller avec le mouvement si tu ne peux pas bouger
Avec lui.
Ensuite, probablement, tu es mort,
Donc déploie tes mains en l'air,
Fais n'importe quel mouvement, fais courit tes doigts dans
Tes cheveux.
C'est pour un gagnant,
Danse sur ça et tu deviendras plus mince,
Fais glisser tes hanches,
Juste une minute, faisons tous le boum,
Boum boum boum ouais,
Tu peux pas toucher à ça,
Regarde mon gars, tu peux pas toucher à ça,
Tu deviendras probablement branché, mec,
Car tu sais que tu peux pas, peux pas, toucher à ça,
La cloche de l'école sonne là-bas, laisse tomber ça,
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2),
Stop, c'est le tour du Hammer,
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x8),
Stop, c'est le tour du Hammer,
Tout le temps tu me vois, ce Hammer qui est si branché,
Je suis défoncé sur la piste et magique au micro,
Maintenant, pourquoi devrais-je jun jour arrêter de faire ça ?
Avec les autres qui font des disques qui ne marchent pas,
Je fais le tour du monde de Londres jusqu'à la banque,
C'est le Hammer, vas-y Hammer,
C'est un Hammer, toi Hammer, et le reste va jouer.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4).
Etc...